Main Street Journal

The Three-Legged Senate Race

06.13.06

By Jonathan Lindberg

Is it just me, or does politics these days seem more like a really bad play with an ending predictable and contrived, and a cast of players that already know their parts and no matter how hard they try they cannot seem to break away from the already approved script?

Since the middle of last year, the race in Tennessee for the United States Senate has been divided by campaign advisors and consultants into three separate seasons. The first season, fundraising and grassroots, lasted all of last year and into April. During this time, both Ed Bryant and Van Hilleary were the most active communicators. Using constant emails and endless trips from one end of the state to the other, their hope was to define Bob Corker as a moderate, pushing him as close to the center as possible. The tactics seemed effective, as Corker barely peaked over 10% in any poll West of Chattanooga.

The second season of this race is the one we find ourselves in now, the one-man-media-machine, that being Bob Corker. If any headline has come out of this race so far, it is this: Bob Corker is a fundraising machine (showing no disparity between money from Democrats or Republicans). With a four-to-one advantage in funds, Corker has the luxury of running an endless string of mostly-unopposed ads in every market across the state with the hopes of defining himself as a conservative. The question remains, will the efforts of Bryant and Hilleary to paint Corker as a moderate-in-conservative-clothing stick? So far, Corker is out of single-digits and rising in the polls.

The last part of the race should take place sometime July, when all three campaigns are able to unleash television and radio ads and this race turns into a media war. Here is where things get ugly. With little money to spend and no time to lose, both Bryant and Hilleary will most likely skip right to attacks-ads, once again trying to define Corker and undo his media barrage, pushing him back to the center.

So where does all that leave us? It leaves me feeling sick. Not so much at the outcome, all three seem to be fine men. But rather at the process that is being used to achieve this outcome. How we feel about a particular candidate is now defined by thirty-seconds of manufactured gravy coming through our television screens. What’s missing is real dialogue, an ongoing debate among the candidates over issues, not personality, over the things that matter most. Both Bryant and Hilleary seem open to this. Corker on the other hand, refuses to talk issues with his opponents, declining invitation after invitation.

I am proud to say that the Main Street Journal hosted the only real debate of this race. This race really needed a dozen other debates just like it. And though Bob Corker did not participate, and both Ed Bryant and Van Hilleary sounded more like old friends rather than campaign opponents, the thought that for one night, this campaign was not about who-did-what twenty-five years ago or how much money one person raised in such-and-such quarter, but rather, it was about the issues that mattered most, to every person sitting in that room. And after all, isn’t that what a three-legged race like this is really all about?

On the Road with Al Sharpton

06.13.06

By Nicholas Carraway

For those of you who do not know Nicholas Carraway (I assume everyone does), he has spent the better part of the last twenty years traveling the country in a renovated R.V., working as a freelance reporter for a number of wonderful publications. His recent kick has been one-on-one interviews. Mr. Carraway has agreed to send the Main Street Journal his notes. Since he does not believe in the use of computers, the notes come in a large Federal Express envelope and are usually jumbled. The quotes you find in this article are mostly accurate; however, the questions may be somewhat out of place. This interview took place with former Presidential Candidate Al Sharpton at Joe’s Shanghai Restaurant in downtown Manhattan.

NC: Reverend, thank you for your time.

AS: (shaking hands) My pleasure Nick.

NC: Reverend, you have been tough on your own Democratic Party in recent days. Do you feel the Democrats are in disarray?

AS: I do believe the Democratic Party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the Party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothing.

NC: That would seem to be a problem.

AS: I think we’ve got to stop being imitators of the Republicans. The strategists have said, in effect, that we’ve got to be elephants in donkey jackets to win. I think that is why we lost.

NC: But to be fair Reverend, you ran for President as a hard-lined Democrat in 2004, and lost.

AS: I think that is the most unusually concocted story I’ve ever heard.

NC: (pausing) But you did lose.

AS: Look, if that is a prerequisite, winning something – I won vice president of my student body in high school. That doesn’t mean anything.

NC: I see.

AS: I’m not interested in being another Archie Bunker, Nick. I’m looking forward to becoming George W. Bush.

NC: God help us all. Reverend, you took on health care as one of your benchmark issues in the 2004 Campaign. Are you in favor of universal health care?

AS: Look, I’m for universal health care, but it starts on the premise that we should have a constitutional right. If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right to carry a rifle, why can’t grandma have a constitutional right to health care?

NC: How would you propose paying for such an initiative?

AS: Please, call me George W.

NC: I am not calling you George W.

AS: Suit yourself.

NC: Reverend, how would you fund a universal health care program?

AS: (looking around) Really? I have no idea. That’s one of the things I reflected about in the hospital, after my stabbing.

NC: Stabbing? What kind of places are you hanging out? Never mind, I don’t even want to know.

AS: I hear you.

NC: Reverend, I have been dying to ask, what is it that you do all day? I mean really, between you and me, do you have a job? Because it seems like whenever some tragedy happens like in some place like Boise, Idaho, the next thing I know, there you are standing outside the Boise Courthouse with a picket sign and a hot dog.

AS: (leaning back, laughing) A hot dog. That kills me!

NC: But do you have a church somewhere? Or some kind of job?

AS: (laughter) Nick – (more laughter) I don’t even eat hot dogs!

NC: I’m gonna take that as a no. No on the job. And no on the church.

AS: I hear you.

NC: Reverend, any plans at another run at the White House? Maybe 2008?

AS: Right now, I don’t know what I’m going to do. I’m still trying to pay off the last one.

NC: (laughs for a moment, then realizes the Reverend is not laughing) I see. Well, thank you for your time Reverend.

AS: Thank you Nick, thank you.